I AM THE DARKEST VIDEO BLOGGER

my book CRUNK JUICE is now released, i am back in chicago, and i am the darkest blogger on the internet !!! 666 !!! 666 !!! 666 !!! 666

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I Found Out My Dog Is An MFA Candidate

my dog sometims play practical jokes on me, his most recent joke was getting addicted to heroin

THE LOST TAPES OF LIVE MY LIEF - VOL. 2 - EIGHT MINUTES OF DELTED SCENES

wow “Who is this truely rare video blogger” ??

[see all LOST TAPES OF LIVE MY LIEF]

“MY DAD IS RELAXED AS FRICK”

freestyle on the “make it rain” by fat joe and little wayne :D :D

COMEING FEBUARY 29 “CRUNK JUICE”

i’m in the woods reading from my long-awaited book CRUNK JUICE, which drops febuary 29, preorder at store.livemylief.com!!1

We All Die Eventually

carpe dime you only live ounce :)

god help me im not planning on geting pregnant
i have been drunk all year

:)
a bird siting on white cardboard

windowpanes, the cardboard,
a vacuum cord we used to make sine waves in the driveway

sincerely,
eating a slice of white cake when a bird sings by my window

this poem will be read on every boat in america.
my poetry soars over the sea like a gigantic bald eagle

actually, i am in my boat now.
it is gigantic

when i am dead, ten thousand sailors will read my poetry